So, it's been a while...

The Awesome Frank Turner ------>

Today, i was walking home and passed what looked like your average, white, middle-aged, slightly balding, fat, suit-wearing business man in his car. Only this man was singing and dancing along to Calypso music. This made my day. It was one of those little life affirming moments that only goes to show that you don't have to grow up to be a boring git if you don't want to.

Thought I'd share the joy.

So, on the music front, in the last few months, i have discovered the joy of Frank Turner (apologies to those who know of him already - bear with me) Awesome singer/songwriter - acoustic but with Punk attitude - absolutely stunning - it gets me up in the mornings.
Spotify or Youtube the bearded genius IMMEDIATELY.

Soundtracking your life. Anyone familiar with this? I recently got some great little noise blocking ear phones (they're a little bit invasive/ear-rapey) which means i can now block out all surrounding moronic chatter on the bus and it's a little like dubbing a song over a film. Try it - its pretty dorky/awesome.

New feature: "What I'm listening to" (Like you really give a shit but meh)
This week, the songs that keep cropping up are:

The Passenger - Iggy Pop (although the Siouxie and the Banshees version kicks butt)
Photosynthesis - Frank Turner
4st7lbs - Manic Street Preachers (still as haunting as it was the first time i heard it)
Ever Fallen in Love (With someone you shouldn't have?) - Buzzcocks
Jet Lag - Frank Turner
I Knew Prufrock Before He Got Famous - Frank Turner
Judy is a Punk - The Ramones
I'll Stand By You - The Pretenders

What have you been listening to?
Also, i need a band name for an acoustic duo......suggestions would be MOST welcome.

Stay Beautiful
4Real. 4Ever Delayed
The Cynical Pixie

Let's Go Blonde!

Luckily, I'm not talking about myself - i am quite happy to be Black-haired (or Raven-Haired, if we're being poetic) Nah, I'm encroaching on the subject of Blondie. More specifically the early days, even more specifically - the vocals of "The Face" aka Miss Debbie Harry. My God, that woman is good.



I'm sitting back in the relative sunshine listening to Blondie's self-titled debut album and I'll admit to having forgotten about track 9 "Rip her to shreds" - I frigging love this song. It has always appealed to the more vindictive side of my nature. For those of you unfamiliar with this song, or anything before the infamous "Parallel Lines" album, rectify this at once - you are missing out but definitely acquaint yourself with this song in particular - it's bitchy Harry at her best - beautiful and mean.

Sure, the lyrics are a little repetitive but its amazing and there's some kooky organ music slipping in there. Is there anything Blondie can't do?

4Real - 4Ever Delayed

The Cynical Pixie

Extended Project Week

So begins extended project week. Having chosen my topic "Censorship in Music", i now have a week off to write 3,000 words on my chosen topic. My researchy so far? Listening to such classics as "Nevermind the Bollocks", "London Calling" & "Generation Terrorists" - all examples of censored music and reading old editions of NME. Pretty bloody classy if you ask me.

One of the coolest things i have found is, on the Bside of Manic Street Preachers "Suicide is Painless" single is a recording of a meeting in the NME office from the day after the infamous Richey Edwards "4Real" incident, discussing whether they can use the photo on the front cover or not.

I've stuck a link to the interview, it's really weird and amazing to hear the reactions to THESE pictures --->

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_LEIgITJ0I

Enjoy! Comments and other examples of censorship in music are always appreciated.

4Real - 4Ever Delayed

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Feeling Photographic

<-- Picture Unrelated.

In light of finally getting my new camera, i felt compelled to compile a list of awesome songs to do with cameras or photos. I recommend you listen to them all! Whether you like the artist or not! I had to put YouTube links because if you actually publish the songs, they get removed. Stressy buggers. feel free to add to the list.

1. Kodachrome Ghosts - James Dean Bradfield

Beautiful, slow but with very beautiful lyrics to accompany a sub-standard guitar line.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ADDwuZz94

2. Photograph - Def Leppard
God - who hasnt danced to this song in the classis "hip thrusting" way? You havent? SHAME ON YOU. No time like the present, hip thrust to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ5bS3_BCDs

3. The Photos on My Wall - Good Shoes

They're still fairly new but their songs are catchy, particualarly "blue eyes"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZInrLmhlSM

4. I Turn My Camera On - Spoon

Weird, clumsy and a bit too long but you REALLY get the urge to do the robot to this....or maybe that's just me....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro95Ns58qSE

5. Voodoo Polaroids - Manic Street Preachers

A pretty good B-side, give it a chance, it grows on you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0toQndJK2Lg

All i could find on my iTunes but my iTunes recently decided that deleting all the songs on it would be a fun game.....it wasn't. I feel like I'm missing a really bloody obvious one... Lemme know

4Real - 4Ever Delayed

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The Manics Marathon Part 9

The moment we've all been waiting for!

Journal For Plague Lovers - 2009

It already feels natural to type that name :P
Here it is, after years of waiting, the left lyrics of Richey James Edwards, an album to remind us what real music is

1. Peeled Apples - Despite the bizarre quote to open, the new album has a beautiful opening. A bass line that can only be described as dark chocolate, rich, dark and bitter. Complete with obscure literary references, there is no doubt that this is a Manics record. It is a dark, warped and twisted opening to an album with the vocals coming in as loud and emotive as ever.
Best Line: "a series of images against you and me trespass your torment if you are what you want to be"

2.Jackie Collins Existential Question Time - I'll admit that when i first heard the chiming opening, i was concerned. I sat here waiting for the Manic's trademark take-off, waiting for a clash and then guitar madness. The build up was there, so where was the take off? I was not disappointed, though too short in my opinion, the take off is worth the wait.
Best Line: "Oh mummy, what's a sex pistol?" or, y'know...THE WHOLE SONG

3.Me and Stephen Hawking - Straight in with awesome drums and a memorable bass & guitar line. A little bizarre when you catch the words "bull" "sheep" and "baby food" within the first verse and little else but having researched a little more - YAY! There are alot of "dramatic pauses" (for want of a better word) that are just that, dramatic and epic.
Best Line:"Attention today Today it's a cow, tomorrow it's you"

4.This Joke Sport Severed - From the first three songs that shook the cobwebs off, we come to a slow, resigned but beautiful acoustic that reminds me of Hibernation - the B-side of From Despair to Where (look it up, you won't be sorry) and seems to represent that almost familiar, cynicism of relationships and love that Richey had and those stunning strings really bring back memories of EMG
Best Line: "Jealousy soothes rejection with a kiss In silken palms that tear bone from skin"

5.Journal For Plague Lovers - The title track with a rough and edgy opening not to mention the lilting chorus that musically seems naive but lyrically is poetic cynicism, creating an amazing contrast.
Best Line: "Doctored divinity So much love there's blind affinity"

6.She Bathed Herself in a Bath of Bleach - I have not been able to stop playing this since i got the album. It is, in many ways, the sister song to She is Suffering and not just because of this warped idea of abusive beauty. It's the chorus (again!) that really does it for me, it's strong, lyrically and musically and very very catchy and the raw power in it is almost intimidating
Best Line: "Violence, a sad truth followed with a Table for two, such a sweet delight Whispers "I love you my darling" tonight"

7. Facing Page: Top Left - Again, the anthem-like songs are dispersed with the calmer, acoustic, melancholic but beautiful songs and although, this is perhaps more on the fence between anthem and melancholia than This Joke Sport Severed, it is a stunning song none-the-less and always returns for more when you think it's over
Best Line: "Here I am rise and shine Weighed down of course I cry Here is oblivion bathed acid red"

8. Marlon JD - "he stood like a statue as he was beaten across the face" What an amazing way to start a song?! there is NO messing about, this is gonna be pure Manics defiance in a song. The song has tones of distortion and a blurry feel to it that adds to the chaos that is Marlon JD as a track
Best Line: "He stood like a statue As he was beaten across the face With a horse whip Where the wounds already exist"

9. Doors Closing Slowly - Another slow one, that steady drumbeat is very reassuring and the music seems almost minimal for much of the song but again, it works.
Best Line: "Listen to the selfish ones They are the voice of accomplishment"

10. All is Vanity - Anticipation builds with the opening drum beats, add guitar and you are on tenterhooks, waiting and waiting...then, suddenly, the tension is broken and you are hit with this stunning line of "It's not what's wrong, it's what's right" which is so filled with a combination of hatred for hypocrisy and judgement at the same time, you can just TELL that this is a Richey lyric.
Best Line:"Pretend humility, the ugly lie" really jumps out at me, but ANY of it is amazing

11.Pretention/Repulsion - Though not quite as dramatic as All is Vanity - the repetition of "Born a graphic vs Pornographic " is cryptic but makes for an amazing chant and will undoubtedly be a crowd pleaser in the years to come. Wish it wouldn't tail off though...
Best Line: "Shot from shot The androgyny fails Odalisque by Ingres Extra bones for sale"

12.Virginia State Epileptic Colony - The music here is misleadingly chirpy, which, considering it is about covering up the darker truths of the VSEC, is perfect, don't listen to the lyrics and it is a perky song but that amazing contrast between lyrics and music is what really makes the song
Best Line: "Today the doctors allow the illusion of choice Tomorrow the necks split, there is no voice"

13. William's Last Words - alot of people see this as a sort of 3rd person suicide note and although i can see where they are coming from, i think that you don't need to be decided to think that the song is amazing. Because it is, although Nicky says himself that he can't sing, he has the Leonard Cohen thing going for him in that for a touching, tear-jerking but understated song like this, it's perfect. It almost seems to personal too listen to, as if you're overhearing something you shouldn't. It's a stunning way to finish an album (extra track aside) and the strings give the song a rich, almost crying sound.
Best Line: "Cos I'm really tired I'd love to go to sleep, and wake up happy" - it's not the most stunning line in there, no, but I think it;s the most poignant, for me anyway.

Bonus Track: Bag Lady - Believe the hype. Production values aside, this could easily be off The Holy Bible. It's messy, erratic and phenomenally angry. It's the opening bass line that catches you and in a way, its sounds a bit like Intense humming of evil, in terms of opening guitar anyway. In a sense, it is a wise way to end an album, a reminder of the Bible and just tugging you out of the little sadness instilled by William's Last Words but sometimes it's better to switch off before it comes on and enjoy a little speculative silence after William's Last Words.

I cannot convey in words how much this album has amazed me. It is not The Holy Bible Part 2 nor is it trying to be, it is natural progression for the band at the time, just picture it being released in 1995, had Richey not disappeared, and it wouldn't have been out of place, it would have been even more perfect than it already is. This album feels like coming home after a long trip and looking around to find everything exactly where you left it, and to find it all smells and looks beautifully familiar. It is an amazing combination of anthems and slow songs, providing peaks and troughs that the Bible, in all its glory, didn't have - which suggests maturity musically. As an album, it is not getting nearly enough air time on the radio, this thing should be held up as an example of what real music is. Someone should force the Ting Tings to listen to it on repeat until they submit and resolve to never again soil the ears of the public with the diabolic crap they call music.

This, ladies and gentleman, is how an album should be.

4Real - 4ever Delayed

The Cynical Pixie

The Manics Marathon Part 8

Now onto the album that aided Manics in winning the NME Godlike Genius awards and quashed those gripes from the fans who had been bitterly disappointed by Lifeblood. It is not a comeback album, simply a step back in the direction of the good ol' days.

Send Away The Tigers - 2007

1. Send Away The Tigers - The tile track does not disappoint. There is a small, scary moment before they launch into the chorus where you fear you're in for another Lifeblood but this is certainly not the case. The chorus is catchy, bold and impressive.
Best Line: "blank horizons and hotel rooms, cheap whiskey and god-awful truths"

2.Underdogs - There's anticipation when you hear that drumbeat, you KNOW it's leading somewhere great, and whaddya know, it is! Simple but awesome with a real power behind it.
Best Line: "May you stay like freaks. May you make mistakes. May your will never break. For underdogs revenge is sweet."

3.Your Love Alone is Not Enough- I don't want to like it, i want to condemn it for being un-Manicsesque, i want to mock them for it being a typical love song, i want to be able to skip it every time it comes on....but i can't, it's too good. It's addictive, melodic and Nina & James's voices are great together, with throwbacks to Little Baby Nothing and who doesn't love Nicky's little lines sneaking in there?!
Best Line:"Trade all your heroes in for ghosts"

4.Indian Summer - That lilting guitar broken by drums and then lyrics leads to a calmer song after the heightened Your Love Alone and is a catchy, lazy song.
Best Line:"Maybe this time we'll kiss and we'll not shake hands Indian Summer, still hurt and broken"

5.The Second Great Depression - This is really the first melancholic song of the album, heavy and slow but again, like many of the other slower Manics songs, there is a saving grace, in this case it is with the line "I thought about it a million times etc." the song really changes direction and gets a stronger, steadier feel to it.
Best Line: "Left me cold and withered In your eyes I see it mirrored"

6.Rendition - The military feel that mirrors "Repeat" in so many ways, the slight anticlimax between intro and verse 1 had me worried the first time i heard it but the song does not disappoint, proving that the anticlimax is simply a momentary thing
Best Line: "Rendition, rendition I never knew the sky was a prison It’s a long hard revolution, oh good god I feel like a liberal" OR "For tomorrow I will beg, steal and borrow And at the moment I'm jumping at sorrow"

7.Autumnsong - From the moment the guitar starts singing (yes, singing) i was hooked. Despite the title, this has become the ultimate summer song, and the repetition of "done to your hair" leading into the chorus is amazing. For a fairly simple song, it's surprisingly effective and uplifting
Best Line: "Wear your eyes as dark as night, paint your face with what you like, wear your love like it is made of hate, born to destroy and born to create"

8.I'm Just a Patsy - I really like the initial just guitar and vocals that then leads on to a solid song. In many ways, its like The Second Great Depression in that it plods along somewhat without being boring and you can imagine it being chanted by hundreds of people at once...
Best Line: "I’m just a patsy for your love I need an angel from above To a life depraved and lost Inevitable like stars and dust"

9.Imperial Bodybags - Rapid and dark, this is a really invigorating song, macabre but with an amazing guitar line.
Best Line: "Life as numbers, with doggy tags Filled with holes they're coming back" OR "children wrapped in homemade flags"

10. Winterlovers - Again, you get the impression that this was made to be chanted by the voices of many (masses against the classes :P ) and it is sweet and tender in its own way but the chorus prevents it from being soppy plus, that guitar solo?!?!?
Best Line: "Winter longing, falling free Shielding what we need to see A deep true love of this country"

Bonus Track: Working Class Hero - I hated the original, it killed me that the lyrics were good but the voice dragged it down. So, in that respect, i like this song considering JDB is known for the emotion-filled voice. As covers go, they've improved this song so much. Be interested to see what the people who like the original think....
Best Line: "Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV And you think you're so clever and classless and free But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see"

A sodding awesome album. Despite having "winter" "summer" and "autumn" in there, i am still waiting for a "spring" but that's just me. It seems to build antcipation and then deliver in a hail of guitar, bass, vocals and drums. This album not only works as an album but you can pick any song out of it and be blissfully happy. This is my summer album, has been since it came out.

Thoughts? Views? Opinions?

4Real - 4ever Delayed

The Cynical Pixie

The Manics Marathon Part 7

Now we're on to:

Lifeblood 2004

This is the controversial album. Seen by many as a major blip on the musical map. I haven't actually got much against it, granted, i would have preferred another GT, GATS, Bible or EMG and some songs do sound very similar to one another on here but there are some good tracks.

1. 1985 - I actually really like the synth part here and there's a definite take off and as always, relevant point behind the lyrics
Best Line: "So god is dead Like Nietzsche said Only sixteen years of age he said See all the tears for the walking dead"

2. The Love of Richard Nixon - I am afraid that i can't see the fuss, it's hardly Motorcycle Emptiness or If You Tolerate, is it? Yes, the lyrics make a scathing point eloquently but it strikes me as too obviously repetitive.
Best Line: "Love build around the sandy beaches Love rains down like Vietnam's leeches Richard the third in the White House Cowering behind divided curtains"

3. Empty Souls - A little same-y but out of the context of the album, i do like it.
Best Line: "Exposed to a truth we don't know Collapsing like the twin towers Falling down like April showers Colossal endless like a marathon"

4. A Song for Our Departure - too similar to Empty Souls but again, out of the context of the album, it's a beautiful song with some great lines and a soothing build up
Best Line: "Maybe this strangeness only ever was To hide ourselves from some kind of happiness"

5. I Live to Fall Asleep - I am a sucker for this song, JDBs vocals are heartbreaking in combination with The Wire's lyrics and, although tame, it is a beautiful, tender song and works well as an acoustic.
Best Line: "How could you become Another boy struck dumb with love"

6.To Repel Ghosts - The intro is pretty invigorating and as such, its a good, spacey sorta hypnotic song, which is always good :P
Best Line: "A soul in pain has no image to reclaim"

7.Emily - The opening isn't great but the chorus DEFINITELY makes up for it. For me, this is somewhat of a guilty pleasure with an alarmingly high play count on my iTunes. Plus, who doesn't love a song about a suffragette?
Best Line:"It's what you forget What you forget that kills you It's what you remember What you remember that makes you"

8.Glasnost - Another meek and mild one but it does have a sweet chorus - a redeeming factor.
Best Factor: "And in defeat cling to these words so clear Humiliations not so easily understood"

9.Always/Never - The title just SCREAMS "Scraping Enola/Alone" but it's really not. It's a bit dull, somewhat monotonous but it does show off the softer side to JDBs voice despite the repetitive lyrics.
Best Line: "It's been a long time longing for To carry the sky away"

10.Solitude Sometimes is - Always reminds me of "I live to fall asleep" but it is perfect for mopey days and some of the lyrics are really good. Plus, there is a growl to James's voice on "drop your bombs on all i see" which i always forget exists and definitely takes the song up a level.
Best Line: "To black out all the worlds of men And demons too but not even then"

11.Fragments - Despite the lack of any real take-off and the general monotony of the song, i can't help but like it somewhat, though i don't know why - any ideas?
Best Line: "Strung out eyes as cold as worship Two minutes silence in a century of screams Tiny massive hands, emphatic lonely soul Skin against skin and blood against blood"

12.Cardiff Afterlife - Here we go! This is a legendary song. Heartbreaking, beautiful, tender and full of life in a melancholic way. There always seems to be more substance to this song than to the others on the album. It comes across as a very personal ode and the lyrics are instantly recognisable as Nicky ones.
Best Line: "The paralysed future The past sideways crawl"

Well, having reviewed the controversial album, i am still no closer to liking it as an album except when i'm really down but i have come to realise that on their own, a lot of the tracks are pretty good and make a nice contrast to the raw power of Bible etc. it's difficult to believe they are written by the same band.

4Real - 4ever Delayed

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The Manics Marathon Part 6

Actually managed to get through this too today. Free periods at school should not be wasted on reading "Enduring Love". So here goes, album number 6

Know Your Enemy - 2001 Things are getting a little more old Manics-esque or at least closer than TMTTMY and not to mention, the album features JDBs first lyrics which is awesome

1.Found That Soul- For Me, this is a breath of fresh air after TMTTMY, kicking off the new album with real life and energy. Our boys are back.
Best Line: "Sick and pale but Strangely alive Broken blood vessels Line my cheeks Reflections look bad And somehow unreal"

2. Ocean Spray-Not content with being an amazing guitarist, JDB dabbles in the old lyrics writing department and succeeds with not only a very personal song but also one which holds a lot of classic Manics guitar. Plus who doesn't love the unorthodox but perfect trumpet going on in there?
Best Line: "It's easy to laugh, it's easy to cry To cry so so hard that it can't be denied"

3.Intravenous Agnostic-From the opening riffs alone, you know you're in for a good ride. And the guitar is almost bubbling which shouldn't work...but does.
Best Line: "Nature failed me But then it made me"

4. So Why So Sad?- It is, in a way, a come down after the first three tracks and it is often hailed as a piece of shite, i can't say i'd go that far but meh.
Best Line: "My smile's as real as a hyenas Burns an express way to my skull But I'll stick myself together again Spirit so low I no longer pretend"

5. Let Robeson Sing-Amazing, seriously amazing. The sad thing is, this is forever a hidden gem for me, i always forget a) that i have it and b) that it's really good. Other people seem to as well which really is tragic.
Best Line: "Liberty lost, still buried today Beneath the lie of the USA"

6. Year of Purification- great drumming and they're doing that choral singing in time doodah again, technical lingo i know, which works amazingly well and it has a good running rhythm
Best Line: "Runaway, Runaway as fast as you can, From anything that needs discipline."

7.Wattsville Blues-hmmmmmm bit of an album let down but mostly the opening. kinda weird and trippy.
Best Line: "I'm so happy I know I can never leave,Even though my brain, it fucking bleeds."

8.Miss Europe Disco Dancer-This is just ear rape. Not joking. There is a reason the 70's STAYED in the 70's. It seems wrong for Manics to be singing anything like this. The one redeeming quality/consolation? Nicky going "brain dead mother fuckers" over and over and over again at the end. I repeat...ear rape.
Best Line: "Brain Dead Mother Fuckers"

9.Dead Martyrs-YAY!!!!! There's most definitely a spot of early Manics album style guitar in there, i'm much impressed
Best Line: "Living for some happiness, And nothing that satisfies, Had a beginning but it got no end."

10.His Last Painting-Takes a while to kick off but it is still good
Best Line: "All of the hope and the dreams Ripped right open at the seams"

11. My Guernica-The moment it starts, you just KNOW it's gonna be awesome...and it is :D Simple as that.
Best Line: "I'm nothing in this universe,nothing but pieces of dust"

12.The Convalescent-I love how Nicky made JDB sing "and Brian Warner has a tasty little arse" and James STILL manages to make it sound vaguely manly.
Best Line: "Kleenex kitchen towels and teletext TV My favourite inventions of the twentieth century" - good for you Nicky but what about your faithful Dyson?

13. Royal Correspondent-Great from the first instant, great lyrics too and i only really just started listening to this song repeatedly having finally realised how amazing it actually is. Once again theres a great back track to early Manics.
Best Line: "They're inbred baby just like you But you'd love the chance to eat their food Even though it has been chewed "

14.Epicentre-Little bit like The Convalescent, but theres some NICE piano and it is overlooked, i always forget it, at any rate, and that's actually a great pity.
Best Line: "I'm sleeping myself away Into the blurred life of yesterday"

15.Baby Elian- again, overlooked plus, the acoustic version of this is AMAZING!
Best Line: "America - The Devil's playground"

16. Freedom of Speech Won't Feed My Children-This is back to good and powerful, always reminds me of If You Tolerate This, but probably only because they both have "Children" in the title - yeah, i have a simple brain. Once again, it's a typical Manics poignant and relevant song.
Best Line: "Bomb the Chinese Embassy The west is free, oh the west is free Laugh at the hammer and sickle It is antique."

Hidden Track: We are All Bourgeois Now-They do do a stunning cover version, don't they?
Best Line: "We are all bourgeois now And somehow I'll raise myself in the world"

On the whole i always overlook it as an album. I have always liked alot of the songs but until recently haven't listened to it as a whole very much and that's a shame because it works well as an album and is vastly underrated.

Opinions? views? anything at all? Go For it....just no life histories...haven't got all day.

4Real - 4Ever Delayed

The Cynical Pixie

The Manics Marathon Part 5

Making good progress i like to think, there's a lot of songs i normally skip past that i am remembering why i liked them in the first place
Right, we are now in 1998, the fifth album, bloody hell

This is My Truth, Tell Me Yours - 1998

1.The Everlasting-It's a sweet song and great for when you're in a mopey/pensive mood but it is a bit too long. i know i keep saying that but i don't actually have a problem with a song being long, its only a problem when you sit there thinking "this song is too long" as you listen, its fine if the song is long if you don't notice it...if that makes sense. I think you should always be left wanting more.
Best Line: "I don't believe in it any more pathetic acts for a worthless cause"

2. If You Tolerate This Then Your Children Will Be Next- Absolute fucking classic. It's impossible not to be affected when you hear this song particularly when you couple it with the the haunting video.
Best Line: "'And on the street tonight an old man plays With newspaper cuttings of his glory days"

3.You Stole the Sun From My Heart-Forever the subject of debate - good song or total wank? I haven't got a problem with it really, theres some good guitar but it's not their best i'll give you that, i could happily live without it.
Best Line: "Drinking - water to stay thin Or is it to purify I love you all the same"

4.Ready for Drowning-The rise of Blue Mopey Manics. This song, whilst criticised for being "sappy" is sometimes exactly the music you want plus it just shows off how musically versatile Manics are. Plus, if you haven't heard the acoustic version with JDB and John Cale, i hope for your sake it is still up on Youtube.
Best Line: "Drown that poor thing put it out of its misery Condemn it to its future deny its history"

5.Tsunami-Impossible not to sing along with "tsunami, tsuname etc." even when on a crowded bus...oh well...people are now giving me plenty of space, after all, who wants to stand near the crazy girl?
Best Line: "sleeping breathing under our sheets inhale the anxiety in-between in-between in-between in-between"

6.My Little Empire-Slower and, by manics standards, fairly basic but it does have nice vocals.
Best Line: "All of my sins are attempts to fill the voids All of my voids they are filled with sin All of my demons they are kept within And all my violence it does not exist"

7.I'm Not Working-Straight off the bat, it's too long and a little bland.
Best Line: "Slowly my soul evaporates No parachutes no dismal clouds Just this fucking space"

8. You're Tender and You're Tired-Mopey but not dreary due to that definite split between verse and chorus. Really shows off JDB's voice too and i know from experience that it works well as a soundtrack song plus, is the whistling not awesome? who else tries (and fails) to whistle that bit themselves?
Best Line: "It's not trivial like they think Yes you're desperate and you're hurt"

9. Born a Girl-Again, a mopey but not dreary, beautiful in fact and there's a definite shift between verse and chorus which prevents it becoming dull.
Best Line: "Something grows in the space between me And it's twisting and changing this fragile body "

10.Be Natural-Kind of hypnotic and if you're in the right mood, it is a beautiful song.
Best Line: "Grown up or backwards born Into eternity and black holes Floating around up here on my own Screaming at me forever unknown"

11. Black Dog on My Shoulder-Great song, in particular the drumbeat and it really shows off JDBs versatile voice again.
Best Line: "My dilemma but not my choice Winston Churchill can you hear my voice?"

12. Nobody Loves You-And we're getting back on track a bit, great guitar, real kick off and a good sentiment though perhaps not their most cryptic :P
Best Line: "Tell me your story baby What's your poison and what is your honey"

13. S.Y.M.M-oh dear, always been a band that are as good, if not better, live but this just falls down. Forever waiting for a take off that, despite the promising drum and guitar build up, never arrives. Bland seems the best sum up. Disappointing way to end an album. Fairly sure that's gonna cause controversy amongst the TMTTMY lovers...
Best Line: "The reason for this song Well maybe it's a pointless one But thank you Jimmy McGovern For reminding me of what lives on"

Its a good album, after all, it is Manics but the songs blend together a bit here and there and it some of it doesn't work well live, not too mention there are too many too similar songs so that they all melt into one a bit but it is a great relaxing album particularly if you're stoned.

4Real - 4ever Delayed

The Cynical Pixie

The Manics Marathon Part 4

So, We're on to Everything Must Go - 1996

As an album, it is more Blue Mopey Manics as appose to Early Angry Punk Manics, which, considering the circumstances, is perfectly understandable. However good it is, i will always be more of a GATS girl

1.Elvis Impersonator: Blackpool Pier-Perhaps a little too slow beginning to start the album. Could be a very smart move, could not be. I think that with manics, they start an album best when they start it with a fairly loud powerful opening to a song, to draw people in. Perhaps this song would've been better in the middle?
Best Line: "Fake royalty second hand sequin facade Limited face paint and dyed black quiff "

2. A Design for Life-What is there to say? It's right up there with motorcycle emptiness in terms of notoriety. I actually think they should have started the album with this - its THAT good.
Best Line: "I Wish I Had a Bottle, Right Here in my Pretty Face, to Wear the Scars, to Show From Where I Came"

3. Kevin Carter-Interesting enough though fairly linear. The verses could do with having a little more substance. I do have a soft spot in my heart for the trumpet part though
Best Line: "Tribal scars in technicolour"

4. Enola/Alone-Great guitar, little bit more like the old manics particularly when JDB goes off on his little guitar tangent.
Best Line: "But all I want to do is live No matter how miserable it is "

5. Everything Must Go-The Album's namesake almost serving as an explanation for the change within the Manics music. A truly awesome and touching song.
Best Line: "And I just hope that you can forgive us But everything must go"

6. Small Black Flowers That Grow in the Sky- Despite the calm soothing music, you can tell that Mr Edwards wrote the lyrics, they are as cutting and poignant as ever. Proof he will always be around somewhere.
Best Line: "Once you roared now you just grunt lame Pace around pathetic pound games "

7.The Girl Who Wanted to Be God- Empowering opening with a definite quality to the lyrics. Plus a Sylvia Plath quote is always good
Best Line: "But see through the future and forget all the lies Black out the words for the blind have eyes"

8.Removables-When it does eventually take off, it's pretty good and James's voice is emotion-filled for sure in this but it is that LONG run up that is a little tedious.
Best Line: "Conscience binds you in chains Trail by stone hammer and nails "

9. Australia-Fairly obvious what this song is about, and it is an amazing song. Having watched "Renford Rejects" on Nickelodeon as a kid, i will never be able to erase this song from my mind, even if i wanted to.....so i guess its a good thing i don't want to.
Best Line: "There must be someone to blame "

10. Interiors (song for Willem de Kooning)-A little too like the Kevin Carter verses but again in the chorus we get that choral singing that works really well.
Best Line: "Are we too tired to try and understand That nothing is nothing on that we depend Take my hand together and we will cry"

11.Further Away-We have what is possibly more a G.T chorus then a E.M.G chorus, particularly the guitar
Best Line: "The stiller the oxygen the harder you breathe The draining away just like an old man's dream"

12. No Surface All Feeling-slight anticlimax as we go from opening to first verse but the chorus does make up for this.
Best Line: "No not blood just liquid from you I only wish it was the truth"

Having listened to it all the way through for the first time in a long time, i do remember why people are so crazy about it, i will make an effort to do it more often, its not just about the Angry songs, though they do help when you're still stuck at school

Opinions? Reasons? Rantings? Lemme know.

4Real - 4ever Delayed

The Cynical Pixie

The Manics Marathon Part 3

I've almost been dreading reviewing this one, it's THAT famous/awesome

The Holy Bible - 1994

Tough to evaluate as it's seen as the breakthrough album, infamous for it's stunning, controversial lyrics.

1. Yes- They're 23 seconds into the first song of the new album and they've already used the word "cunt" - this is a promising start actually It's definitely different to GATS, you can tell straight away, it's a rougher, rawer sound and an amazing mix of music and disjointed voices.
Best Line:"the only certain thing that is left about me there's no part of my body that has not been used "

2. Ifwhiteamericatoldthetruthforonedayitsworldwouldfallapart- Not the most memorable song on the album and i always think it's missing a little something but there is a great "ominous" feel to the drumming which works really well.
Best Line: "Vital stats - how white was their skin Unimportant - just another inner-city drive-by thing"

3. Of Walking Abortion- The thing i adore about this song is the chanting of "Shalom" it, like most of The Holy Bible has a very military feel.
Best Line: "Little people in little houses Like maggots small blind and worthless The massacred innocent blood stains us all"

4. She is Suffering-I'm horribly biased when it comes to this song. It is more poetry than lyrics and once again there's that amazing concept of warped beauty that the manics do so well not to mention the amazing trance-like opening.
Best Line: "Beauty she is scarred into man's soul A flower attracting lust, vice and sin"

5. Archives of Pain- Low ominous opening and that bizarre almost sick sounding warped music that works brilliantly, very distorted, and then what can only be described as sodding awesome guitar.
Best Line: "There is never redemption, any fool can regret yesterday" - so quote-able too

6. Revol-This is true early angry punk manics, filled with this awesome raw anger which just make it an amazing song.
Best Line: "Napoleon - childhood sweethearts Chamberlain - you see God in you Trotsky - honeymoon - serenade the naked"

7. 4st7lb-Enchanting, warped and poignant. That horrifying but irresistible quality of this odd skeletal beauty that is really Richey Edwards. The bizarre distorted/disjointed guitar fits so perfectly and just listening makes you realise just how personal this song really was, i can't fault this song
Best Line: "Such beautiful dignity in self-abuse" - sums it up in a nutshell really

8. Mausoleum-Powerful, very powerful with simple repetitive music in the verses so as no to detract from the lyrics. Some of JDBs best lyric squishing work too
Best Line: "Prejudice burns brighter when it's all we have to burn"

9. Faster - This is "the" song off the album, it is the Bible's Motorcycle Emptiness equivalent and, again, pure early angry punk Manics. You can't help but relish when it takes off into the totally legendary "I am an architect" some of JDBs best guitar work i reckon
Best Line: "I know i believe in nothing, but it is my nothing" - again, very quote-able

10. This is Yesterday-To me the opening is weird and distorted, almost drunk guitar and despite the subject matter, it is the perfect song when you're lying on your bed staring at the ceiling and thinking about stuff. Oddly specific circumstances i realise.
Best Line: "The only way to gain approval Is by exploiting the very thing that cheapens me"1

1. Die in the Summertime- Dark sinister sound, and, as my English teacher would say - "a direct contrast to the optimism of the summer mentioned in the title" - my god i need a holiday from school. The song really resonates and theres this pure passionate hatred/disgust in James's voice.
Best Line: "My heart shrinks to barely a pulse A tiny animal curled into a quarter circle"

12. The Intense Humming of Evil-The opening sound clip of the Nuremberg trials is too long really and after a certain point, that piercing whistle goes from being effective to just plain annoying. In general it's a bit too long for what it is and though the lyrics are good, the music/sound effects let it down a little though i imagine that it would work quite well to create an atmosphere. Is it obvious this is my least favourite? :S
Best Line: "Drink it away, every tear is false Churchill no different Wished the workers bled to a machine "

13. PCP- Comparatively average but it does grow on you HUGELY and i do like the very military drumming from Mr Moore there and the raw guitar is good with the passionate anger behind the lyrics.
Best Line: "Doctors arrested for euthanasia Kill smokers through blind vanity If you're fat don't get ill"

So yeah, despite one or two tracks that aren't bad, just not my favourites, its an amazing album stripped down to leave a raw powerful sound in sharp contrast to GATS.

Views and opinions please

4Real - 4ever Delayed

The Cynical Pixie

The Manics Marathon Part 2

Moving on to the somewhat controversial album Gold Against the Soul. Manics themselves admitted that this was there least favourite at the time but I'm inclined to disagree

Gold Against the Soul - 1993
An overall darker and richer album. It's kinda like 70% cocoa dark chocolate kinda thing, if you catch my drift, rich dark and bitter. It's actually my favourite whole album in that i can listen to it all the way through with ease and often do.

1. Sleepflower-Completely brilliant start to an album with a really good intro and James's voice is just filled with emotion, always a plus. Not to mention, there is a bit that sounds a bit like a heavenly choir, where they're all singing 'Ahhh' in the background which works REALLY well.
Best Line: "No one knows the hell where innocence dies" OR "Blows away the safety only a sleeping pill knows"

2. From Despair to Where- the quiet opening really fills you with anticipation, waiting for Manics magic and i am never disappointed when the song does take off. This is another of the rich dark songs, I'm gonna stop saying that, the whole album is rich and dark as i said earlier - the chocolate analogy - yum. chocolate.
Best Line: "Outside open mouthed crowds Pass each other as if they're drugged Down pale corridors of routine Where life falls unatoned"

3.La Tristesse Durera (Scream to a Sigh)- Beautiful heavy bass opening which does contrast well with James singing every other line in a voice a soprano would be proud of.
Best Line: "I retreat into self-pity, it's so easy Where they patronise my misery"

4. Yourself-I love how weird and warped the beginning of this is, with that screaming guitar opening.
Best Line: "Free scent burns your skin But no smell can really cover sin"

5. Life Becoming a Landslide-this is brilliant because of the gentle acoustic opening then the introduction of a little bit of drumming then it takes off into a strange almost slurred guitar and then into spiky manics. Plus again, there's that bizarre singing in unison thing with all of them in the background that, where it anybody else, wouldn't work but, as it's manics, it REALLY does.
Best Line: "My idea of love comes from a childhood glimpse of pornography, no there is no true love, just a finely tuned jealousy."

6. Drug Drug Druggy-This i like because of the rough sound and when they all start in, shouting "drug drug druggy" there are echoes of Damn Dog of G.T,
Best Line: "Show me your scars yeah, so aware, i'm not barbaric, i just care"

7.Roses in the Hospital-From what I've heard, this song is Marmite, you either love it or you hate it. I'm not really sure if I'd go that far but i do know that it's often criticised, mostly for the repetition of "roses in the hospital" and because it is one of the slower ones on the album. But the power in James's voice and the sentiment behind it definitely make up for the fact that it is somewhat slower. It's again that warped idea of beauty that manics manage to get across so well. Not to mention, near the end, where James sings, nearly accapella but not quite, there are drums, and manages to stay in such perfect tune is just awesome.
Best Line: It's gonna have to be "we don't want your Fucking love" for the way James sings it OR "forever Delayed" because it's just one of the best Manics sentiments.You can totally tell that i LOVE this song can't you? horribly biased...oh well...

8. Nostalgic Pushead-Rough and raw guitar not to mention, this song proves without a shadow of a doubt that JDB has perfected the art of tuneful shouting.
Best Line: "Tranquilised icons for the sweet paralysed" OR "My cheeks blood red as my favourite port But hey cocaine keeps cholesterol at bay"

9. Symphony of Tourette-This definitely has a weird spacey feel to begin with and i love that bizarre whistle that really does sound like a scream. It's another pretty classic spiky Manics song.
Best Line: "Children can be cruel she said So I smashed her in the fucking head Sorry dear that's the nature of Tourette"

10. Gold Against the Soul-The somewhat overlooked namesake of the album. In my opinion, it's the weakest but as with G.T the weakest song is still bloody good. It uses that same choral thing that seems to be common in G.A.T.S and no, i don't mean choir type singing, i mean singing in unison, i don't think you are all morons...just martin. The thing is, this song could do with being a little bit shorter.
Best Line: "A 1000 Marlboro death ignored everyday And who gives a shit about sexuality"

So yeah, i reckon that this works best as an overall album. but i am looking for people to disagree. makes life interesting. Oh and Martin, i DO realise that most of the "Best Lines" i picked are fairly depressing but to be honest if Manics sang about pixies and buttercups, i don't think I'd like them as much.

4Real - 4ever Delayed
The Cynical Pixie

The Manics Marathon

Once again, i am setting out on the Manics Marathon, in light of the new album release and i encourage you to join me in my endeavours, having too much free time on my hands due to study leave lacking studying, i am going to post my findings here. I feel now is an appropiate time to explain the Manic Marathon as i expect you to be competeing.

i decided i would work my way through the manics albums (just studio albums, no EPs), chronologically, listening to every single song, start to finish, no skipping. I've put down a brief doo-dah about each song and i would LOVE to hear what you have to say about each one, i'm basically gonna try and get everyone to do The Manics Marathon.

Generation Terrorists 1992

1.Slash 'n' Burn -Fantastic opening and it's definitly a trademark early Manics track. There are two sides to Manics, the angry punk Manics and the blue mopey Manics - This is definitly angry punk Manics.
Best Line: "Madonna drinks Coke and so you can too Taste's real good not like a sweet poison should"

2. Natwest-Barcleys-Midlands-Lloyds-I'll admit i normally skip this track, not so much because i don't like it but because "born to End" is directly after and i LOVE that song. Though the guitar is, as always on G.T, amazing, for me, this song lacks something, a little something.
Best Line: "They give and take away, repossess and crucify, The more you own the more you are, lonelier with cheap desire"OR "Prosperity - Mein Kampf for beginners"

3.Born to End-As i mentioned earlier i LOVE this song, it has a great guitar opening and then you get James screaming 'Get some pain and i feel alive, born to end" and you just know it's going to be an amazing song.
Best Line: "Can't afford it so I hate it all - born to end Images linger like repression - born to endConcentration camps of our dreams - born to end"

4. Motorcycle Emptiness-What is there to say about the Manics best known, best loved song? It's pure brilliance in a can. No doubt about it. It is almost impossible not to sing along with James as he goes into the infamous "under neon loneliness...etc'
Best line: Well, the entire bloody song really but, "Just like lungs sucking on air Survivals natural as sorrow, sorrow, sorrow"

5. You Love Us (Sony)-There's disagreement over wheter the Sony version or the Heavenly version is better - wither way its a great song, with one of those choruses that you HAVE to sing along with. Again, Classic angry punk Manics at their best.
Best Line: "We are not your sinners, our voices are for real" - Amazing way to start a song.

6.Love's Sweet Exile-Severely underated, the beauty of the album version is the little bit of "between the billboard masturbation...etc." at the begining, the fact that this is fairly calm and acoustic is a nice contrast to the song suddenly taking off with awesome guitarness (yeah, thats a word...) Plus, the video doesn't hurt matters ;P
Best Line: "Our lives drift into a faceless sense of void Everything of meaning becomes destroyed There's too much concrete for us to breathe We are kept down cos we hate"

7.Little Baby Nothing-Great song (it is REALLY hard to criticise any of G.T, i've just noticed) i really like the contrast of James & Traci Lord's voice, it works really well. When i hear the opening, at first i think "hmm, somewhat sappy for early manics" then it takes off and i remember just why i love it. Not to mention, the lyrics are most definitly Manics-esque (yeah, thatsa word too and if it wasn't before...it is now)
Best Line: "All they leave behind is money Paper made out of broken twisted trees Your pretty face offends Because it's something real that I can't touch"

8. Repeat (Stars & Stripes)- One of the weaker on the album in my opinion but if you're at all pissed off, this song is PERFECT. The lyrics also raise a good point, as always plus it quotes Richey's tattoo (always good).
Best Line: "Death Sentance Heritage"

9. Tennessee-Another one i tend to skip out but again, mostly because of the song that follows it. I do like how James really gets into the lines, particually the opening two, there's real edge to it. It does have a fairly slow start though, it must be said.
Best Line: "Media sells a trace of hate"

10. Another Invented Disease- A good growling opening from James then it takes off from "daylight bores the sunshine out of me" and it is once again, classic early manics.
Best Line: "Drugs come out of Boredom Babe" OR "Daylight Bores the sunshine out of me, i need to feel alone amongst the weeds"

11. Stay Beautiful- I have yet to meet a person who isnt dragged into this song from the second James picks up the guitar. "we're a mess of eyeliner and spraypaint" one line that just sums up Manics. Not to mention, the suggestive bit of guitar after "why dont you just" that most definitly wants you to sing "FUCK OFF"
Best Line: "Babes on the run with poisoned lipsWrap your arms round this everlasting kiss" OR "We're a mess of eyeliner and spraypaint D.I.Y. destruction on chanel chic Deny your culture of consumption This is a culture of destruction"

12. So Dead- One of the most common complaints is that this song sounds too much like Stay Beautiful but i always think that this only seems that way because theyre next to each other on the album.
Best Line: No one fucks as good as Marilyn Plastic surgery sure cures your sins"

13. Repeat-When i first heard this song, i was sure it said "repeat after me, FOR queen and country" and was oddly dissapointed, after all, that is suprisingly un-manics like and didnt really fit with the rest of the song. Then i read the real lyrics "repeat after me, FUCK queen and country" and my faith was restored. Wheter you need both versions of Repeat on the album is debatable, i would have been fine just to have this version. Nice and english.
Best Line: "Useless generationDumb flag scum"

14. Spectators of Suicide-Not a typical Manics song, somewhat mopey. Infact, it's pretty depressing. But i find that it is oddly irresistable. Maybe it's the lyrics, maybe it's James's voice, i'm really not sure why i like this song. It's not normally what i'd go in for. Any thoughts as to why its an amazing song?
Best Line: "The only free choice is refusal to pay Life reduced to suicidal pain Cigarettes a life-line, it's safety in death Choking on the billboards, advertised and fed"

15. Damn Dog-The lyrics are perhaps not their best but it is still a pretty good song and you can tell James gets in to it. I imagine it was fun to do PLUS it is pretty classic early manics.
Best Line: "I can lick your face I can bite it too Ooh my teeths got rabies I'm gonna give it to you" - Slightly funny...

16. Crucifix Kiss-Initially i didnt really care about this song, i didnt like it, didnt dislike it but it has gradually wheedled itself into my heart. kinda like a maggot. actually, thats a bad explanation, i hate maggots. Anyway, the bit that made me change my mind was probably "fall in love, fall in love with me, nail a crucifix onto your soul" not to mention James's mini guitar tyrade.
Best Line: Pretty much all of it really. "Make poverty your perfect home Allow your leaders to control you Questions are now blasphemy"

17. Methadone Pretty- The title in particular sticks with me. It's that weird twisted beauty idea that Manics do so well.You can tell you're reaching the end of the album though, by the songs. But considering how the first 6 or 7 tracks are, its not suprising that the quality is a tiny bit lower, but even their lesser tracks are amazing really. You can tell they're quite young when they wrote the album.
Best Line: "Passive consumers with patrolled desires Mindless countdown to retirement"

18: Condemmened to Rock 'n' Roll- It's too long for what it is. That's the first thing that stikes me, Although there is some amazing guitar in there, i think it could be at least a minute shorter and you wouldnt lose much, if any, of the overall effect. I always think that perhaps they should have ended the album on a more memorable (as in, gets stuck in your head for days and days) type of song.
Best line: "This fragile prison of sanityAn ocean wave to death babe Masochistic love going nowhere You're nothing, pestilience, a seed"

So yeah, that long winded waffle pretty much sums up my view of Generation Terrorists and yeah, i realise that i have said very little against it which makes it less of critique and more of an "oh MY GOD, i LOVE Manics" rant. But i am fairly biased about the albums that contain classic angry punk manics songs, thats really my favorite sort of Manics.

4Real - 4ever Delayed
The Cynical Pixie

Poor Old Emmeline

Poor Old Emmeline indeed. Dear old Emmeline would not simply be turning in her grave but actually digging upwards frantically in the hope of surfacing so that she could get her hands around the throats of the brain-dead slappers that wander our streets. How great it must feel to know that you suffered and died for people that can't spell their own name, let alone figure out how voting works. Same goes for Emily Davidson, she threw herself under the King's horse and for what? So some whore could feel free to slather herself in six inches of fake tan and prance around infront of men like a sow on heat? I don't think that is quite what she had in mind.

You see them, wondering around Kingston, near Oceana or in Richmond, wearing skirts that resemble belts, heels so high you may just get vertigo and basically serving up the ol' knockers on a plate. Well done there, really doing your bit for the growth of women as a gender.

I seriously consider asking Parliament to instate a new gender. There should be Male, Female (for those normal, functioning women with enough brain power that they don't need to tart themselves up just to feel adequate) and then "The Tarts" (the name is fairly self explanatory really, this group is reserved for those idiots that feel it necessary to demean themselves to be attractive. If you find yourself dumbing down and simpering around males, sorry, get off your fucking high horse and join them in the slums of "the Tarts")

Now, before you get all "that's because you re all lesbians" on me. NO. Nowhere did i mention power suits or "sensible shoes" so calm the fuck down. Wearing a skirt that covers your arse does not make you a lesbian. Surprisingly enough, being a woman who is attracted to other women makes you a lesbian but I dunno, that might just be rumour. Wearing a skirt that covers your arse simply represents a shed of dignity and respect for yourself and peels away the giant "SLAG" sticker on your forehead. But i do hasten to add that a nun's habit is not necessary just yet.

4Real. 4Ever Delayed.

General Stupidity

Beautiful, just beautiful. I am beginning to see a rise in general incompetence and ignorance. Whilst this may sound as if I placing myself on some sort of intellectual high ground, I'm not. Book-wise, I'm not what you would call clever but, I like to think that I possess some shred of common sense.

Until a little while ago, I was under the pleasant illusion that everyone possessed a certain amount of this common sense. Oh how wrong I was.

Where to start? The utterly incompetent English teacher who can't keep appointments that she made, who's pauses are so long you wonder if she's attempting to grow a brain; the moron who seems to pop up in far too many of my classes and who has yet to say and intelligent/interesting/worthwhile thing or the silly tart who has used "dumb blonde" as a flirting technique for so long that it is no longer an act. (whilst standing in the shadow of the Eiffel tower on a school trip, she was heard to ask "is Paris a country?")

This brings me on to people on the bus. You really do hear the most fascinating conversation snippets on the bus. But regardless of the topic, they are always LOUD. Forget trying to read, write or even listen to a little music on your way home; all you can hear are the idiots harking away on mobile phones. Today I had a woman who would lean in towards my ear every time she laughed and I would hear her BRAYING into my ear like some inbred donkey/human cross. Half and hour into the journey and she's still doing it, at this point, I began to toy with the vague idea of getting out my mobile and rather pointedly mimicking her conversation into it. However, I was in the window seat and could not run away if I needed to.

From what I involuntarily heard of her conversation, if you can honestly call it that, it consisted solely of the words "yeah" "un-huh" and "no, really?". Fascinating stuff, really. I suppose you could say it called for the shouting of one big "I DON'T CARE!"

Music is Dead

The age of good music is dead. Whilst it has never been easier for new bands to get signed, we are abusing this power. Every day brings more songs, each one sounding more generic than the last. In terms of freedom of speech, we are supposed to live in an enlightened age yet the more you look, the more you realise you are still being censored.

What we need is a revolution. A musical revolution. Where is this generation's Manic Street Preachers, Clash, Cure or Sex Pistols for example? Where is that don't-care attitude that comes with REAL rock 'n roll. Pete Doherty? Yeah, he had something. But it's gone; spent. And yes, I hear that little voice from the back saying "but The Cure, The Manics, they still exist" - yes, they do but it's not the same.

We are losing musical integrity. Where is the band that dares to go where no other band does with witty yet hard-hitting lyrics? Who aren't afraid to be controversial through words as oppose to simple substance abuse? Where is that band that will reach out and grab you by the throat, make you listen? What do you have to do to get a little controversy? Shoot someone? Have a naked pre-pubescent girl on your album cover? Apparently so.

The last thing we need is another arsehole all decked out in gold singing about all the women he's shagged. No one gives a toss and for fuck's sake, speak some sort of known language. Eloquence is a gift.

Speaking of which, it was Patrick Jones who once said "there is eloquence in screaming" - Where is this eloquence today? I put up an ear and all I hear are songs about gratuitous sex, violence and wealth. Where is the lyrical beauty of Pulp, The Long Blondes, The Libertines?

Gone.

I urge you, go and listen to Train in Vain by The Clash, full volume or dance around to Lovecats by The Cure or go on Youtube right now and watch Slash 'n Burn by The Manic Street Preachers and try and tell me that that is not what all of this is about. Making a point and bloody good guitar.

Still waiting for a musical revolution....


4Real - 4ever Delayed
The Cynical Pixie

Kingston Grammar School - The Never Ending Thorn in My Side

Ah yes, back on the subject of the institute of torture often called Kingston Grammar School by the many fascists that run the place. I mean SERIOUSLY, even our motto SCREAMS fascist "Bene Agere Ac Laetari" - work hard be happy.

Anyway, the topic of this particular Kingston Grammar School rant is Hawkes - the so called sixth form cafe. Never mind that every other school has a common room for their sixth formers, we are stuck with a shitty overpriced cafe with too few tables and too few chairs. Like KGS really needs to profit MORE from us. Hawkes is really far to small for the number of sixth formers they attempt to cram inside it's stinking walls yet, not being content with forcing us to participate in this mandatory game of sardines, they then had to go and add a stereo. Now, we already have a TV which you may think is very generous but it is tuned to the news and nothing else, it cannot be changed. By adding a stereo they increased the level of noise from deafening chatter to deafening chatter AND shit music. Did they honestly think that some form of democratic system would be enforced regarding the stereo? Of course the Hockey players are going to take over and insist on playing their shitty mainstream watered-down "music" over the speakers and the rest of us, with good music taste can't get a look in.

For those of you who are unaware, there is a hiracy at Kingston Grammar. At the top of the food chain are the female hockey players and the male rowers. Then, one tier down are the male hockey players and the female rowers. To cut a long story short, those who do sport are hailed as the next Christ whilst those who prefer the more artistic pursuits are generally ignored unless they manage to win the school something. In which case they too become the chosen ones.

whoop-de-frigging-do.

4ever Delayed. 4Real.

European Computer Driving License

Anyone else being forced to take the European Computer Driving License? It's a load of BULLSHIT. You spend weeks going through ridiculous "lessons" made by idiots who clearly know less about computers than you, the pupil, does. And at the end of it, you get a certificate. Well whoop-de-fucking-do, lets throw a parade. It's a piece of paper, if you know how to use a PC, it isn't that difficult to fake one. Yes, to those of you with a dirty enough mind to get the picture above, it is about repetitive strain injury....and yes...his hands are on his crotch. The absolute beauty of all of this is that the "lessons" we are made to take actually have little relevance to the module tests you eventually take. Ha Bloody Ha. I decided to put up some screen shots from this course so that those not forced to take it may still bask in the utter glory of it's utter shite-ness. So any of ye poor fools forced to endure this shit, I feel your pain, if it is merely Kingston bloody grammar school that makes their prisoners sit this thing, then BUGGER.

4ever Delayed. 4Real.

And so it begins...

I do what people fondly refer to as rant. I often live in hope that by rant they actually mean "beautifully eloquent and well phrased speeches" but I highly doubt it.

Where to begin? Funny isn't it, you have all these great ideas about rants but the moment you sit down to write them down, they're all gone. I effectively go to a school run by posh fascists but for today, that is technically irrelevant, despite the fact they make every day a living hell.

Did anyone else read that article on how most adults are not just scared of teenagers, they actually feel the need to do them physical harm. I was SERIOUSLY alarmed by this. More than a couple of times, I have been on the bus and have ended up being the only person on there under the age of 45 because of the weird times I decide to go home. On one particular occasion, the bus driver started having a little bitch with his bus driver buddy (they were supposed to be swapping, its not like his passengers had anywhere to be or anything. Humph.) about how rude the teenagers were on his bus, never using oyster cards - yada yada yada. Then, before I know it, all the 45 year olds and overs start talking to the person next to them about how disgraceful the youth of today were. What could I do but sink into my chair and pray they didn't spot me until I had a chance to jump ship at my stop. It was turning into an angry mob. Ergh.

Name the band who sang the following lyric and gimme the song name too if you can.

"Come up on different streets they both were streets of shame Both dirty both mean yes and the dream was just the same And I dream your dream for you and now your dream is real How can you look at me as I was just another one of your deals?"

4ever Delayed. 4Real.